Weekly Musings

1. The Bruins and the Celtics give us New Englanders optimism, and one hell of an upcoming week.
2. The birthmark on Sheed's head was more productive than he was against the Heat.
3. Hopefully the addition of two young studly Tight Ends means the Pats' Offense will have a new element this year.
4. Posting a 2.18 GAA and a .927 save percentage through the first six playoff games of his career … Tuukka Rask is the shit.
5. Sox need to focus on run production, in addition to their run prevention.
6. Lyrics in Eminem's new song Despicable: "I'd rather turn this club into a bar room brawl. Get as rowdy as Roethlisberger in a bathroom stall."  Well done, Em.
7. New on the Tiger Woods front: 24% of pro golfers believe Woods used PEDs and a new report claims he had sex with 121 women while he was married. Ut oh.
8. Last week, Stephen Hawking claimed that alien contact could be devastating for Earth.  Ummm are we sure that he's not an alien?
9. Apparently Dez Bryant's mom might be a prostitute. Um, ya.
10. Savard is one tough summabitch. He survived a broken back in 2008 and the infamous Grade 2 concussion earlier this year … now he is medically cleared and will make his return to the ice in the second round of the playoffs.
11. The state of Kentucky has pretty much two things going for it: bourbon whiskey and the Kentucky Derby. While one is a treat be enjoyed all year long, the other is set to commence in a little more than 24-hours. I’m craving a mint julep just thinking about it.