Take it all in, folks. ESPN the Magazine has provided a cover the will surely cause New England's entire male fanbase to go from six to midnight instantly upon reading. This is also guaranteed to cause an extreme amount of backlash from Jets, Canucks, Yankee, Laker, Heat (...I could go on forever) fans who just love to hate on my beloved Beantown. But you know what? I almost can't wait. Want to talk shit? I'm here all day. It will be just like the argument Jason Segel gets into with that little kid that has definitely been in other movies but I can't think of any off-hand about LeBron James in Bad Teacher:
Four teams. Seven titles. Ten years.
It's the only argument I need.